Australia's pooping jogger discovered to be high-level business executive
Australiaâs infamous âpoo joggerâ was caught with his pants down this week after his yearlong reign of terror fertilizing the lawns of Brisbane came to an end.
Andrew Douglas Macintosh was revealed as the mystery pooper this week after citizens ran a sting operation to catch the defecater in the act. Little the did they know that Macintosh was a 64-year-old national quality manager at Aveo â" a corporation which manages retirement villages in Australia. The corporation announced Thursday that Macintosh tendered his resignation and is no longer with the company.
Macintosh was fined $378 for creating a public nuisance, according to The Courier Mail. The story of how the photo was taken is precisely as awkward as youâd expect from a man who has spent the last year running around and pooping in peopleâs yards.
âThereâs a red l ight which goes on before the cameraâs flash goes off, and he saw that and looked at me as the photograph was taken. Then he just said, âHello.â At that point I decided to just walk away.â
Itâs been a big few years for public poopers. In 2017 Colorado was struck by a similar pandemic of a pooping jogger, while earlier this year a school superintendent in New Jersey was caught pooping on a football field.
Normally Iâm a huge advocate of people just doing them and living their lives, but please poop in the toilet, people.
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